"Please Don't Die" Plant Sticker

This sticker’s been on my water bottle for two weeks now, and the size is perfect for that spot—2.6 by 3 inches just fits. The print is crisp and the joke lands every time someone reads it out loud. My succulents are still alive, so maybe it’s working.

Fits perfectly on the corner of my water bottle and the humor is exactly what my sad little fern needs. Even the backing peeled off cleanly, which is more than I can say for most stickers I’ve tried.

The print is crisp and the 2.6" x 3.0" size fits perfectly on my water bottle without peeling at the edges after a week of dishwashing. My coworkers keep laughing at it, and honestly it's the most honest thing I've ever put on my tumbler.