"You will die without me you idiot" water sticker

My coworkers keep asking where I got my sticker because it’s already survived two dishwashings on my water bottle, and the vinyl hasn’t peeled or faded a bit. Honestly, the perfect level of sass to get me through the afternoon slump.

The vinyl is seriously thick and glossy, so it’s survived three trips through the dishwasher on my bottle without peeling. My coworker laughed when she saw it, but honestly it’s the only reason I’ve hit my water goal this week.

Stuck it on my water bottle right before a long shift, and it's already made me laugh every single time I take a sip. The vinyl has held up great through constant handling and the surface is smooth enough to wipe clean without peeling. Honestly, this sticker does exactly what it says—and with attitu